A guy and a girl were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down! I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine. I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She hugs him.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people where on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks were broken, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him an felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live. Even though it meant he would die.
Girl: Slow down! I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine. I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She hugs him.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people where on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks were broken, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him an felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live. Even though it meant he would die.